after days of extensive highly-scientific double blind testing we were able to discover the difference… Background Music! Your real life experiences just don’t have the needed dramatic soundtrack to back them up. Whether you’re brushing your teeth, walking your dog or chatting up that cute girl in chemistry class you need the appropriate music and sound effects to enhance the experience. Fortunately we’ve developed the solution for this irritating life boredom problem with the Personal Soundtrack Shirt.
via ThinkGeek :: Personal Soundtrack Shirt.
So, you think you are the coolest person in the room and everyone at the office thinks you should do stand up? You’re exactly the sort of tit that would buy this.
Possibly the most annoying tshirt ever made, and that’s including so many “Rehab is for quitters” and “If found, please return to pub” abominations that fill our pubs on balmy bank holiday Monday afternoons. If the lolfest doesn’t die down to a whimper after 10 seconds then the company you keep is worse than you. Admittedly the fart noise (which there must be, I haven’t checked) would provide a slightly elongated period of mercy before everyone in the room dashes your brains out with the first blunt object they could get their hate filled mits on.
In short; if you own this, nobody likes you.